this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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