fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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