I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
only you would photoshop your dick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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