google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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