I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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