Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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