Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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