Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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