i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i think i just lost a toe
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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