I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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