I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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