She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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