Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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