We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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