that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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