Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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