I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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