Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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