Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
just come out here and I will go home with you...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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