Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
