Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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