so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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