i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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