so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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