I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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