I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You coming home soon, man?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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