On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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