If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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