4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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