sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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