so that wasnt chicken after all
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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