I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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