This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I need a hoe opinion
go on
how drunk are you?
Several
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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