I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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