That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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