The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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