dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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