i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
