Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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