Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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