I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I need moral support for this bender
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
