That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
