all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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