It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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