Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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