I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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