bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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