So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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