You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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