I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
what the fuck happened to the tacos
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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