so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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