your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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