Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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